Shouesama: Apparently Kitkat is dating Mars. If that tongue on her neck is any indication. You can ship Snickers/Kitkat in your head.
Me: I totally will forever more. But I support her dating whoever she wants and he’s a good guy with pretty eyes.
Me: Kinda like 3 Musketeers/Reeses, still Snickers/3 Musketeers, but I love Reeses, so I fully encourage their coupling.
Shouesama: And, as always, a good orgy will solve every problem.
Shouesama: No orgy involving Waluigi is a good orgy.
Me: Good call. But I don’t really see all 5 of them getting it on.
Me: Who is Snickers even dating? I can sorta see him and M&M’s, and Twix went to prom with him, but they aren’t dating.
Shouesama: I have no idea actually. I’d say he doesn’t have a girlfriend. But that can’t be true.
Me: He has options. Nothing structured. But.
Shouesama: So maybe he’s just a whore?
Shouesama: I’m sure he’s very polite about it.
Me: Maybe he serenades them? At the least he makes them laugh as he prepares them.
Shouesama: He prepares them, like they’re a steak.
Me: Moistens them up nicely.
Shouesama: I could totally see him on one of those cooking shows!
Shouesama: “You have to make sure to rub the thighs thoroughly with olive oil, and a sprig of mint will never do any harm”.
Shouesama: But, you know, “dressing” women instead.